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Battle-Damaged Kirk Portrait T-Shirt | Classic Sci-Fi Parody Tee

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$24.99 USD
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Battle-Damaged Kirk Portrait T-Shirt | Classic Sci-Fi Parody Tee

$24.99 USD
Some captains pose for their official portrait before the battle. Kirk apparently scheduled his five minutes after another classic fistfight.

This humorous gallery-style portrait features the legendary space captain framed in ornate gold and wearing his torn, scuffed command tunic after a particularly rough away mission. It’s heroic, dignified, battle-damaged—and just a little ridiculous.

A perfect gift for fans of classic Star Trek, retro science fiction, vintage television, and geeky parody shirts.


The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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